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Well, I wrote this song for the Christian youth

I wanna teach kids the Christian truth

If you wanna reach those kids on the street

Then you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat So I gave my sermon an urban kick

My rhymes are fly, my beats are sick

My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger

That's 'cause Jesus Christ is my [REDACTED]


He's a life-changer, miracle arranger

Born to the virgin mom in a manger

Water to wine, he's a drink exchanger

And he died for your sins

I preach the word, that's my gig

And I rhyme better than Notorious B.I.G

All the other MCs, I wish them well

But if you live in sin, you burn in hell

Now I'ma pass the mic to my lovely wife

She's a fly MC and the light of my life

So to bust a rhyme without further ado

Take it away, Mary Sue!

Jesus Christ is my [REDACTED]

He's the son of the original G

And he was sent to Earth to elucidate the way that we should be

(What?) Like if another MC says, "You're a freak!

You're a lame-butt rapper and your rhymes are weak!"

I don't get mad and I don't critique

I forgive him, and turn the other cheek

I don't blaspheme and I don't brag

I don't cuss, and my pants don't sag

I do exude a little Christian swag

And I'm proud to be an American!

Jesus Christ is our [REDACTED]

Let his light shine through ya!

Let his love pop a cap in your butt and say hallelujah

Jesus Christ is our [REDACTED]

He's a homie MC, JC, you see

He's an honest, caring, peace-loving [REDACTED] like me

If you do drugs and you think you're cool

You need to come to Sunday school!

Put those drugs in a garbage can

Stand up tall, you're a Christian man!

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